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Alan C. Baird
Phoenix, United States

Alan C. Baird enjoys referring to himself in the third person, and was inordinately pleased when ABC-TV's "Max Headroom" series purchased his debut student film, widely hailed as "the most uncommercial piece of ____ in Michigan State's history." His Screenwright(R) screenplay formatter won a $3,333 cash award from Sun Microsystems, and he's written screenplays that finished in the quarterfinals, semifinals and finals of various international competitions. Alan is a Harvard Book Prize winner who authored "facebookworm" and coauthored a print/web/wap project entitled "9TimeZones.com," which was included in the Whitney Biennial. His work has appeared in a dozen-odd anthologies and may be found in various periodicals, including Playboy, PC, and Britain's Guardian and Screenwriter. Born down east, he now lives just a stone's throw from Phoenix... which is fine and dandy, until the stones are thrown back.

CV: 9TimeZones.com/b
Filmography: imdb.com/name/nm6248253
Bibliography: amazon.com/author/acb
Vlad the Impaler: 9TimeZones.com/vladti.htm
The above script's proof-of-concept eBook adaptation has been listed as an Amazon «Best Seller» since 2015 (desktop interface only): amzn.to/2fgQiJ2
Short script "iSex" optioned: bit.ly/32JaYAT

Scripts By Alan C.

iSex
Blind dating in the iPhone X and XXX era. Who says mobile phones can't double as sex toys? Boy meets girl, girl likes boy's vibrating phone, boy gets girl. [Suggestive, but not explicit, material.]
Short Comedy, Fantasy, Romance Available for Free 3pp
7 readers love this script
Wide World Of Shooting
If we can have a reality-show president, why not turn our recurring national nightmare into a sports reality show?
Short Comedy, Crime, Drama, Sport Available for Free 5pp
7 readers love this script
Vlad the Impaler: Son of Dracul
Many will assume this is just another retelling of the "Dracula" horror myth... but Vlad's story is true. Includes author/screenwriter interview video.
Feature Action, Biography, Drama, History, Horror For sale 91pp
3 readers love this script
Arizona!
Governor Doofus and Health Director Keeeryst try to get a handle on the coronavirus ravaging their state. Hilarity ensues. Includes a show-stopping (or show-starting?) musical number. A pandemic parody w/pull-quotes from the actual press conferences.
Short Comedy, Fantasy, Musical, Western For sale 6pp
1 reader loves this script
Azért is..! (Despite everything..!)
Even though this European nation has existed for more than a thousand years, over 70% of the country "vanished" after World War One. Today, the exiles' great-great-great-grandkids still think in Magyar.
Short Adventure, Animation, History Available for Free 11pp
Côte d'Azur
There's nothing quite so romantic as spending one's youth in a foreign land.
Feature Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Romance For sale 73pp