After years of toiling in Hollywoodland as a sound designer on horror movies, I fled north to spend my free time writing horror/comedy screenplays about foul-mouthed demons, alcoholic mermen, bloodthirsty fairies, tiny perverts, and other such deplorables. As a fanatic of both the best and worst movies, I'm compelled to write what I love.

I wouldn't quit writing even if they paid me.