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Rodriguez Fruitbat
Vancouver, Canada
After years of toiling in Hollywoodland as a sound designer on horror movies, I fled north to spend my free time writing horror/comedy screenplays about foul-mouthed demons, alcoholic mermen, bloodthirsty fairies, tiny perverts, and other such deplorables. As a fanatic of both the best and worst movies, I'm compelled to write what I love.
I wouldn't quit writing even if they paid me.
My first novel is also available for purchase! https://truecriminals.square.site/
Scripts By Rodriguez
Mermaniac
An alcoholic merman goes on a rampage when a resort town prepares for a lakeside bikini contest.
Feature Comedy, Horror For sale 98pp
5 readers love this script
Fairy Swarm
A timid landscaper must find courage when he discovers that his family's perfect new house has been built on top of a hive of murderous fairies.
Feature Comedy, Horror For sale 99pp
4 readers love this script
Bride out of Hell
One week before her wedding, a nervous bride-to-be becomes possessed by a maritime demon and her best-friend tries to help expel the evil spirit before the big day.
Feature Comedy, Horror For sale 100pp
3 readers love this script
Agent Thumb
In this raunchy take on the classic Tom Thumb, a five-inch tall, hard-partying former child actor is recruited by the DEA to bring down Hollywood's biggest drug dealer.
Feature Comedy For sale 101pp
3 readers love this script
Project Cleavage: Take Two
Three unpopular filmmakers seek recognition by filming a zombie exploitation epic. With one week left, no script, and 300 drunken extras, they must find a killer hook to save the mess of a movie…
Feature Comedy For sale 90pp
2 readers love this script
The Devil's Food
After the stubborn owner of a failing restaurant fires his head chef, a mysterious new culinary genius seems to answer all of his problems. But he soon realizes the true cost of his overnight success.
Feature Comedy, Drama For sale 99pp
1 reader loves this script