A humble waitress living in Los Angeles, I desperately aspire to be a successful screenplay and fiction writer without a college degree. My attempt to "break in" is just beginning, so I have yet to acquire any noteworthy achievements. I write everyday. I write solely comedy. I believe that my writing is better than solid.
Out of respect for everyone else in the overflowing pool of hungry and desperate writers:
If I go five more years without being noticed, I promise to quit writing and pursue a more realistic career path, such as carpentry or UberEats.