I am a humble waitress living in Los Angeles. I desperately aspire to be a successful screenplay and fiction writer without a college degree. My attempt to "break in" is just beginning, so I have yet to acquire any noteworthy achievements. I write everyday. I write solely comedy.  I believe that my writing is better than solid. 

Out of respect for everyone else in the overflowing pool of hungry and desperate writers:

If I go five more years without being noticed, I promise to quit writing and pursue a more realistic career path, such as carpentry or teaching yoga at a non-profit.