Life's not easy in modern Britain, even for blue-blooded aristocrats and money-grabbing noovs. The Marquis of Granby tries hard to please his aristocratic wife, Lady Fedora. Just on the day they're hosting an episode of 'Tout Your Tat' televised antique fair, Lady Fedora wants her family's coat of arms rigged above the front entrance, then the bailiffs arrive and the day goes downhill from there.