If You Can't Beat Em, Join Em by J.E. Clarke | Script Revolution

If You Can't Beat Em, Join Em

Two frustrated atheists hatch a plan to get the word out - by infiltrating the church!

Type:

Status:

Page Count: 
19pp

Genre:

Budget:

Age Rating:

Submitted: October 8, 2019
Last Updated: October 8, 2019

Want to read this script? You must join the revolution first. Don't worry, it's free, easy, everyone's welcome, and you can start reading right away.

J.E. Clarke's picture

The Writer: J.E. Clarke

Known for her unique characters and plots, J.E. Clarke has optioned her feature length horror, " Containment " with Primestar Film Group (director Mike Elliott of Scorpion King 4 attached), her SF feature " Stream " with Purryburry Productions, John Noble of " Fringe " and " Lord of the Rings " attached. Her fantasy/SF " Evergreen " (cowritten for Adam Zeulhke of Zenoscope Productions), is currently in preproduction, along with Entanglement (Director/Cowriter David Manocchio), and international thriller Blood Type (Director/Cowriter Dan Thorens.) Currently seeking representation, Ms. Clarke's portfolio of work is available at http://www.jecstories.xyz/ (Sample shorts at http://www... Go to bio

More Scripts From J.E.

Roundtable
A cheesy talk show and six guests discuss Capitalism vs. Socialism... with unexpected conclusions.
Short Drama Available for Free 9pp
2 readers love this script
Bootstrap
A desperate father confronts the health insurance fat-cat denying his daughter life saving care.
Short Drama Available for Free 10pp
2 readers love this script
Consistency
As a young couple break up over dinner, things... inexplicably change.
Short Comedy Available for Free 5pp
2 readers love this script
A Gentle Cloth to Wash One's Sins Away
Two lovebirds drive to the country to have an affair. But certain horrors lie in wait. And certain sins can't be washed clean.
Short Horror Available for Free 12pp
2 readers love this script
Pity
During a salvage trip to an abandoned hospital, a history student and her hired help find some voices can't be silenced... even if long-since dead.
Short Horror Available for Free 10pp
2 readers love this script
Color Blind
A jury contemplate a racially charged criminal case. But not all is as it seems to be.
Short Drama, Sci-Fi Available for Free 30pp
2 readers love this script
Resting Place
A couple hide out at an abandoned farm, when their kidnapping plan goes horribly wrong. A 'haunting' tale of country justice...
Short Horror Available for Free 7pp
2 readers love this script
How to Succeed at Trust Falls Without Really Trying
In the middle of a "team building" weekend, an ego-centric CEO finds himself hoisted by his own petard (and bootstraps).
Short Comedy, Drama Available for Free 10pp
1 reader loves this script
Remember Me
A girl with a devastating brain illness considers an experimental surgery.
Short Drama Available for Free 6pp
1 reader loves this script
Exercise Buddy (aka: The Case of the Haunted Treadmill)
A lonely woman preparing for a date makes a very unlikely friend for life... or is that death?
Short Horror Available for Free 17pp
1 reader loves this script
Hopscotch - Short
A little inner-city girl learns that some games are best not played...
Short Horror Available for Free 8pp
1 reader loves this script
Bronx Weatherman
Things at a NYC news station go horribly awry when an unexperienced weatherman takes the stage.
Short Comedy Available for Free 6pp
1 reader loves this script
Meritocracy
A man and wife await a crucial interview. But what's it for... and what's at stake? (Political/economic satire - blended with SF.)
Short Drama, Sci-Fi Available for Free 9pp
1 reader loves this script
The Last Laugh (The Show Must Go On)
On the eve of apocalypse, an amateur comedian finds his gig cut short. Will the show still go on?
Short Comedy, Drama Available for Free 8pp
1 reader loves this script
Bully
A bullying CEO pushes a nerdy scientist and abused janitor to the limit. But what if their fates were reversed?
Short Sci-Fi Available for Free 18pp
1 reader loves this script
Infinite Possibilities
Rescued from a life of poverty, an adopted inner city girl turns to Quantum Physics - to save both herself, and her old family.
Short Drama, Sci-Fi Available for Free 17pp
1 reader loves this script
Old Monsters Never Die
A homage to classic slashers. Nursing homes can be deadly for the staff, too!
Short Comedy, Horror Available for Free 8pp
1 reader loves this script
White Light
Two close friends are hit by a truck. But has their age-old debate on religion been decided... yet?
Short Drama Available for Free 4pp
1 reader loves this script
Pained
A collector of human artifacts finds he's bitten off more than he can chew, when he purchases the missing body parts of Founding Father Thomas Paine.
Short Comedy, Horror Available for Free 15pp
1 reader loves this script
Territory
Even killers should respect *certain* boundaries.... A glimpse into what happens when the Filipino sex industry and traditional mythos collide.
Short Horror Available for Free 10pp
Austin Film Festival - Second-Rounder
1 reader loves this script

Pages

sendnudes