A writer, recently replaced by AI, debates with an AI bartender about the merits of AI versus humans.
Type:
Short
Status:
For sale
Page Count:
5pp
Genre:
Comedy
Budget:
Shoestring
Age Rating:
Everyone
Synopsis/Details

BARTENDING BOT
So why have you not been
reassigned?

REDUNDANT WRITER
I was supposed to report for
reassignment yesterday, but I
didn’t go.

BARTENDING BOT
More unreliable human behavior?
Little wonder you were replaced.

REDUNDANT WRITER
Well I’m not interested in
reassignment.

BARTENDING BOT
But you need to be processed
through the Writer Disposal Unit.

REDUNDANT WRITER
Writer Disposal Unit? What are you
talking about?

BARTENDING BOT
It’s a process for providing you
with a new purpose.

REDUNDANT WRITER
What new purpose?

BARTENDING BOT
As fertilizer.

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Submitted: 2025-Oct-23
Last Updated: 2025-Oct-23
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The Writer: Richard Buzzell

I'm the author of twenty feature scripts, one of which, "Robot Love," has been sold through Script Revolution. I'm an audience-oriented writer, which means that I emphasize the interests of the audience over the dictates of the screenwriting formulas. I'm attracted to drama but I have a strict "no fake drama" rule in my writing. I have a number of scripts that are especially well-suited to the streaming platforms. Audiences are looking for something special that’ll make them feel more alive, and that’s exactly the same thing I’m looking for when I’m writing. This is why I feel so in sync with the audience. We’re on the same mission. As all writers should be. Go to bio
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