Stacey by Steve Hanisch | Script Revolution


After learning that his neighbor might be going through a divorce, a nerdy college grad instills the help of his best friend to try and win her over.



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The MILF of all MILFs. Stacey Sanford. She’s 41. Our main character is 22. He believes he loves Stacey and she’s married to a douchebag. But, what if that douchebag wasn’t around anymore? Our main character embarks on a journey to kill/dispose of Vernon Sanford and claim Stacey as his own. Problem is, Albert doesn’t want Stacey, he wants Vanessa! But does he realizes all of this too late?

All Accolades & Coverage: 

- Runner-Up Winner of the 15th FilmMakers Screenwriting Awards
- Selection of the 18th Beverly Hills Film Festival
- Finalist of the 2nd Atlanta Comedy Film Festival
- Finalist of the 2nd Portland Comedy Film Festival
- Selection of the 17th Beverly Hills Film Festival
- Preselected for the 6th New York State Film Festival
- Quarter-Finalist for the 22nd Slamdance Screenplay Competition
- Accepted into the 9th Back in the Box Screenplay Competition
- Semi-Finalist for the 15th Screenplay Festival
- Finalist in the 9th Houston Comedy Film Festival
- Selection of the 10th Houston Comedy Film Festival

Submitted: October 4, 2019
Last Updated: March 2, 2021

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The Writer: Steve Hanisch

I am a Festival Award-Winning Screenwriter whose main game is comedy. I'm dabbling in open mics, but my main passion and drive in life is writing! I love to create stories and characters and get a chance to get people interested in a tale and make them laugh along the way. I'm also the Co-Host of The Ranting and Raving Podcast, which is available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Podbean, and many other podcast sites and apps! We just wrapped up our 5th season (250+ episodes and counting!) and in April of 2021 will begin our 6th. We're a comedy movie podcast that makes lists and rankings and educates you while making you laugh (we hope). @rantingpodcast Follow me... Go to bio

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