A bored billionaire’s daughter hires five delusional ‘mastermind’ criminals to fake-kidnap her—for fun. But her plan spirals into a hilarious war of wits vs fails, where every disaster only fuels the comedy
Type:
Episode
Status:
For sale
Page Count:
25pp
Genre:
Action, Comedy, Crime, Family
Budget:
Independent
Age Rating:
13+
Copyright Details:
Registration code: 2506132107207
Synopsis/Details
When 12-year-old billionaire heiress Gigi posts a Dark Web ad offering $300 million to anyone willing to incompetently kidnap her, she’s not looking for danger—she’s looking for chaos. Enter the UK’s most delusional gang of wannabe criminal masterminds: five misfits whose combined IQ could power a toaster. Maybe. But Gigi isn’t the damsel—they’re the disaster. From hijacking their own getaway to turning robberies into luxury brunches, every mission spirals into an unexpected farce. As the gang tries to ransom her, she turns them into her own dysfunctional crew, teaching them branding, sabotage, and the importance of stealing with flair. Unbeknownst to them, Gigi’s ultra-rich parents are secretly funding the mess, just happy their daughter is finally entertained. But when the final twist drops—Gigi never had $300 million, only $300—the gang is floored. Still, something real has formed: a weird, wonderful found-family. Together, they launch the Agency for Glorious Failures, offering their chaotic services to a world that never asked for them—but might just need them.
All Accolades & Coverage

When you buy chaos for $300... stupidity becomes a masterpiece!"**

Why this translation works:
1.Keeps the punchline** ($300 = hilariously low stakes).
2. Preserves the irony**: "Chaos" → "Masterpiece" (absurd transformation).
3. Maintains rhythm** (short + impactful like the Arabic).

Alternate versions for context:
| **Style** | **Translation** |
|-----------|----------------|
| **Witty** | *"Pay $300 for chaos? Watch stupidity turn into high art!"* |
| **Sarcastic** | *"Chaos: $300. Stupidity as Picasso-level genius? Priceless."* |
| **Provocative** | *"What if $300 could turn dumb criminals into comedy legends?"* |

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Submitted: 2024-Oct-03
Last Updated: 2025-Jun-13
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The Writer: imad chelloufi

I started my career in a country that does not value talent. I wrote several plays, short films, and local songs over time, and since 2007, I have been in this field, waiting for an offer from a film company in my country. I even turned down offers from America. In return, I faced mockery, was ridiculed because of my state, and was called crazy and poor. But this did not prevent me from persevering and not giving up. I used that madness to create crazy characters that are now studied in international psychology schools. But they do not know that this "madman" wrote four movies and TV shows in one month. They do not know that this "madman" can write a 10-episode series in a single week. They… Go to bio
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