Halal Hotel

Resham is the owner of the Halal Hotel, a hotel catered towards muslim tourists that is barely keeping afloat. All he wants is peace and quiet and for his staff to pull their weight. After a large hotel chain opens across the street, Resh borrows money from an incestuous, cockney loan shark for a large renovation to make his hotel competitive again. When he demands the money back, Resh has to find a way to raise the funds whilst dealing with his man-child brother-in-law, prying wife and drug dealing chef.