Kung Fu Island

Johnny Thunder thought he’d left Kung Fu Island behind years ago, but you can never leave behind the sight of a massacre. He’s been living as a monk for many years, but is recruited by a secret government organisation to go to Kung Fu Island and bring down a ruthless dictator. Also his wife and child (a child he didn’t know existed) are both dead, so he has to get vengeance for them too. But he isn’t going alone. This government has hedged their bets and hired other people to take down the ruthless dictator in question. Only they aren’t the Kung Fu Man, and on an island full of doctor robots, drunks, movie stars, and moon cheese, it’ll take a man who claims he isn’t the Kung Fu Man to bring justice to this disorganised war zone. Also there’s moon cheese.