Mea Culpa

The pilot episode begins as does ever episode in the St. Francis Church confessional. Randy Loggins is a new kid in school. He confesses to Father Michael that he has been a dick. On the first day of school, Randy arrives and draws everyone’s attention as he enters the hallway. Randy is the first little person to attend the school. Alienated by the students, Randy is welcomed by Connor Cavanagh, a sophomore assigned to show him around. Typical high school cruelty and bullying takes shape instantly. Randy is used to it since he has attended several schools with the same results. Connor convinces Randy to go to a party. At the party, Randy gets drunk and spills beer on his pants. Thinking he peed himself, Randy undresses in the car on the way home before passing out. Outside Randy’s house, Connor leans into the car to dress Randy. To a student that witnesses it from across the street, it appears that Connor is giving oral sex to a passed-out victim. At school Monday, Randy is protected by other students that think he was molested. Connor becomes the outcast. When Connor confronts Randy to set the record straight, Randy refuses. He likes being the center of attention. Guilt gets the better of Randy, and he finally comes clean in front of the student body.