The Seat Stays Down

Jayden Springer, 39, single, doesn't believe in marriage. He believes in vicious philandering. And, he's top rated on a popular dating App, Screw App. Yet, unbeknown to his admirers, his profile pic is fake. And, while during off hours he's the town's most notorious man-whore, on duty he's your ordinary block working shifts at a local sewerage plant. Jason receives unexpected news at work. The plant has gone into a new deal with a Tech company that would see the full computerization of operations within three months. And, that would result in half the staffers being offloaded. The screening process targets employees without dependents and Jayden's name is listed. In a bid to save his job, Jayden lies that he has a wife and kid and he's given three weeks to produce proof to his claim. Confident because of his top rating on Screw App, Jayden sets out to find a marriage of convenience in order to keep his job which to him is more of sentimental value than anything because it's a trade that has been in his family for generations, a trade of shit collection. Jayden soon discovers that he has been blacklisted on Screw App because his fake profile pic has been discovered and exposed following an altercation with the editor of the popular App. None of Jayden's targets want to talk to him anymore. And, while he is at a bar working out a new strategy, he meets a lesbian hooker, Amy Wilshire, and they discover they are both looking for the same thing, a union of convenience. However, Amy doesn't just want a union of convenience between two parties, but three. Amy is in a live-in relationship with her girlfriend, Robin Lee, and wants a man, called a unicorn, to also hook up with Robin in a three-way union because Robin is bi-sexual. This union is known as a polyamorous relationship in which all three parties involved are comfortable with the idea, although the dynamics of such are innumerable. Robin's father, Sean Lee, is a business mogul who wants to pass over his newly acquired company to his daughter. However, he is very much conservative and doesn't entertain any thoughts of Robin being Bi-sexual. So, apart from the emotional gratification, Amy also wants Robin to present Jayden to Robin's family, who don't know about Amy, as a way of making them believe that Robin is straight in order to get the new company in her name. When Jayden and Robin visit Robin's family, they discover that Robin's father, Sean Lee, is the owner of the Tech company that recently bought into the water plant where Jayden works and that Jayden had lied to him that he already has a wife and kid. Furthermore, Sean, as someone involved in Tech, is fully aware of Jayden's concupiscent prowess on Screw App. So, Jayden gets fired from work nonetheless, the deal to get Robin's name on the new company doesn't work out and the trio are left with no option but to disband the union which had been just for convenience in the first place. But, the short-lived emotional attachment that had been fortuitously established seems almost too impossible to ignore. Jayden accidentally finds a new pastime in Stand-up comedy. He gets signed to do a curtain raiser at a live album launch event for a new and upcoming artist, Dawn Lee, who so happens to be Robin's sister. At the high profile fundraising event where everyone important has been invited, Jayden manages to not only pull off a great show, but to win back his family legacy of being a shit collector.