Vegas Vamps

In the middle of an almost barren Las Vegas desert, a huge dildo shaped sign reads, “VISIT MADAME PIERCE’S BROTHEL UP AHEAD.” and points in the direction of a fenced in ranch house. Inside is a lounge where the clients looking for a “sex party” mingle with courtesan who are all too happy to provide them – for a price. But tonight, the place is dead as the courtesans look bored and are desperate for some action, which comes in when a mysterious group of attractive clients arrive. Led by the elderly Quentin Iliescu, the clients introduce themselves to the owner, Madame Alice, before they mingle with the courtesans. Among the clients is the handsome lady killer, Max. When he sees the beautiful Kira walk out from behind the curtains on the other side of the lounge. He is immediately overcome with love but also disbelief as he approaches her. Max shows Kira an old photo of a woman who bears a striking resemblance to her. He tells Kira that she was his former lover who passed away many years ago and Kira escorts Max out of the lounge. Inside Kira’s room, as Max and Kira engage in a “sex party”, Kira discovers Max is actually a vampire. She tries to ward him off by snatching two dildos and holding them in the shape of a cross to ward off Max, but the “vibrating dildo cross” seems to have no effect on Max. Max opens his mouth to reveal his fangs and that’s when Kira takes advantage by cramming the dildos down Max’s wide open mouth before she runs out of her room. She runs into the lounge, hoping to warn her fellow courtesans that the clients are really vampires, but she is too late, as most of the courtesans are already dead. The vampires close in on Kira, who narrowly escape thanks to a distraction from Max! She gets into her car and drives away from the brothel. While driving, Kira looks in the mirror and notices her reflection is not there. She has been turned into a vampire! The shocking realization causes her to lose control of her car and crash. Fortunately, the newfound endurance she gained from becoming a vampire allows her to survive the crash… as well as being run over by Max’s sedan (which he claims was an accident). Max tries to convince her that it’s best for her to return to the brothel, but an angry Kira attacks Max. The two fight and in the end, Max gains the advantage. In the end, Kira accepts her fate and return to the hotel. Most of the letters from the sign, “Visit Madame Pierce’s Brothel Up Ahead” disappear until only these remain: “V”, “A”, “M”, “P”, “I”, “R”, “E” followed by the words, “BROTHEL UP AHEAD”.