A Beautiful Boob

After an opening 5 way comic conversation that totally ignores the bride at her own wedding shower, the last arriving guest (Teri) joins in after her chemo treatment. Trying to make light of her condition and their various boob sizes, Teri tells the prissy bride that she can’t be in the wedding party because she thinks she’ll ruin the photos with her one boob look. As the argument heats up, Teri removes her hat revealing that she has no hair and looks like Gollum. The bride agrees and asks her to step down as an attendant causing an uproar in the group about loyalty and friendship. Smash cut to all four bridesmaids processing down the church aisle bald as billiard balls in solidarity. When the groom lifts the bride’s veil, she is beaming, complete with shaved head. Groom passes out.