In a Nashville mansion during the Civil War, three Union officers discover some women’s clothing, enlist a soldier to dress up in it, and try to fool a notorious ladies’ man—but at a price.
Type:
Short
Status:
For sale
Page Count:
17pp
Genre:
Comedy, Romance, War
Budget:
Shoestring
Age Rating:
13+
Based On:
“A Practical Joke: Major Broadwood Recalls the Heroic Past” (1890), a short story by Ambrose Bierce.
Synopsis/Details
Just prior to the Battle of Nashville during the American Civil War, three Union officers, Broadwell, Livermore, and Bluntly, discover a collection of fine women’s clothing in an occupied Southern mansion. They then come up with the idea of enlisting a young soldier, Armand—who is somewhat effeminate—to dress up as a woman and fool a notorious ladies’ man named Haberless. Broadwell, Livermore, and Bluntly set up a situation in which Lieutenant Haberless must encounter Private Armand, posing as a woman, and are quite amused by the interaction between the Union officer and what appears to be a Southern belle. During the interaction, a Confederate shell crashes into the mansion; the terrified Armand strips away his female clothing so that he may escape faster; and the surprised Haberless—who pretends he wasn’t fooled—is struck dead by a piece of shrapnel. As Broadwell, Livermore, and Bluntly look on, their ringing laughter finally turns to grim horror.

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The Writer: R. J. Cardullo

A former university film teacher, I turned to screenwriting several years ago. I have also written film criticism for many publications. A New Yorker by birth, I grew up in Miami and was educated at the University of Florida, Tulane, and Yale. My last U.S. address was in Milford, Connecticut; I am now an expatriate residing in Scandinavia. Many of my scripts (both long and short) are adaptations of lesser-known works by well-known authors. I am happy to re-write, collaborate, or write on demand. Thanks kindly for any attention you can give my work. Go to bio
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