Assholes Eating Cupcakes

A crook invites his friend for a lunch, but gets a unwelcomed surprise.

Type:

Short

Status:

For sale

Page Count:

5pp

Genre:

Crime

Budget:

Shoestring

Age Rating:

17+

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Submitted: 2019-Nov-04

Last Updated: 2019-Nov-04

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The Writer: Stephen Adams

I started writing while taking comedy writing classes at Second City in Chicago. I haven't finished a feature script yet, but I do have some in development. In the meantime, I have completed several comedy and thriller shorts. Go to bio

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