Christmas is a Mother...

In a world where there isn’t just one santa but a whole ass corporation, Santa-Claus-In-Training Karl just wants to finally earn his cap after years of fuck-ups. The opening scene finds Karl trying to help his newest santa Earl navigate Christmas. Unfortunately Earl is too busy taking elfibles and getting his candy cane licked by a married woman, the latter of which rewards him with a bullet in the chest. Karl takes the fall for Earl’s death (of course they blame the black guy!) and ends up in Coal Christmas Corrections where he learns of a foul plot of a group of cocaine-fueled santas planning to steal gifts from the poor. With the help of his bad-ass elf Helga and his ten polar bears named after the Wu-Tang Clan, Karl plans to break out of prison and deliver gifts to every hood in America. Or as 50 Cent might say, "Give gifts or die trying."