After years of toiling in Hollywoodland as a sound designer on horror movies, I fled north to spend my free time writing horror/comedy screenplays about foul-mouthed demons, alcoholic mermen, bloodthirsty fairies, tiny perverts, and other such deplorables. As a fanatic of both the best and worst movies, I'm compelled to write what I love. I wouldn't quit writing even if they paid me.
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