Policy N by Dare Kent | Script Revolution

Policy N

Arrested for rudeness, and thrown into a secret government rehab facility to teach him to play nice, a slacker must rally his fellow inmates to escape or wind up a mindless, politically correct drone.



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JAGGER, an immature slacker, backpacks through Europe with his best friend, BEN. A mob of townspeople force Jagger and Ben to leave after they start a brawl, and are arrested by the local police. They return home. As they are go through Customs they are asked to step aside. Jagger and Ben are whisked away in a black and white limousine with bars on the window. They arrive at the Moose Antler School for Politeness.

PRINCIPLE WARD explains they have received a “scholarship” and have been enrolled at the private school. If they leave before they graduate they will be shot for the wild animals they are.

Jagger learns about Policy N. A government effort that began in the sixties to brand Canadian's as nice across the globe. This would ensure the country's economic future with tourism. Ben has a Grand Mal seizure. He is taken away to the locked ward on the third floor. Jagger realizes that the bottled water they are drinking is contaminated with a drug to brainwash the students into being nice.

Jagger comes up with a plan to rescue Ben, and to escape the prison by inciting the other students to riot. They refuse until he provides the proper motivation – a free case of beer. Both Jagger and the school succeed! Jagger drives away from the secret government facility a better man.

Submitted: September 11, 2017
Last Updated: September 15, 2017

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The Writer: Dare Kent

Writer & Creativity Consultant SCREENWRITING AWARDS PUMPKIN BLUES 2007 - Winner. Audience Favorite, Rouge Wave Halloween Competition. RETRIBUTION 2007 - Finalist. Broad Humor's Short Screenplay Competition. POLICY N 2007 - Winner. WILDsound Screenplay Festival. COFFEE QUEST 2006 - #1 Short Script. American Zoetrope. POLICY N 2006 - QuarterFinalist. Page International Screenwriting Awards. WILD GRACE 2000 - Finalist. Screenwriter Mentorship Program. PRODUCER & DIRECTOR Honeymoon Capital 2009 WRITER ARTicles: Kick your creative a** into gear Go to bio

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