When the bumbling, oversized host of a kids show is scandalized by a sexual mishap, he chases his losses by acting in a porno.
Type:
TV Pilot
Status:
For sale
Page Count:
36pp
Genre:
Comedy
Budget:
Independent
Age Rating:
17+
Based On:
Original Story
Synopsis/Details
Dave Wood accidentally ejaculated on a sick kid. That's how he lost his job as host of the hit children’s TV show, 'Tall Tales'. Now, the only thing standing between him and the Sex Offender Registry is a fifty thousand-dollar settlement. Dave doesn’t have that kind of cash but he does have an enormous penis, which happens to catch the eye of a prominent porn producer. His plan is simple: do an adult film, pay the settlement and pick up the pieces of his shattered life. Problem is, Dave never anticipated that 'Enter the Eggplant' would go viral. Life is hard but it's about to get... harder.

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The Writer: Dylan Petley

Dylan was a contributing author for New York’s Whitehot Magazine of Contemporary Art before taking the editorial helm at Taste Mag in 2006. Later that year, a top 10% ranking in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' Nicholl Fellowships earned his screenplay "DYNAMO" an option deal. In 2010, Dylan was appointed Chief Marketing Officer at iDevices, where he produced the global campaign for the Connecticut company’s flagship product. During his tenure, the iGrill earned a place in Apple’s MFi Program, won the Bluetooth SIG Best of CES Award in Las Vegas and was touted by The New York Times as, “the hottest product at Macworld”. In 2012, Dylan worked on numerous interactive campaigns… Go to bio
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