When kids learn to be generous from commercials, sometimes the Cracker Jack box prize ain't one you want.
Type:
Short
Status:
Available for Free
Page Count:
5pp
Genre:
Drama, Family
Budget:
Shoestring
Age Rating:
Everyone
Based On:
If you're in advertising, kill yourself
Synopsis/Details
Enough with the overly sweet commercials. Oh, let's just go invite this old person to our party! Everything will work out great! Hooray they didn't bring a pot luck dish, and maybe they smell bad. Fuck those ad agency hustlers, I got the flip side of that whole smiles by the miles bullshit. I can set up a "Love Actually" or Barney the Dinosaur environment just fine, but can you follow me to take it to the places you don't want to recognize? The kind of old guy who shows up to the party and talks about how good he is busting out teeth with a 7 iron. Haha check it, I think you'll dig it.

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Submitted: 2017-Jul-08
Last Updated: 2018-Jun-04
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The Writer: 6String Mercenary

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