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Rehab the Musical

A Felliniesque look at the lives of seven celebrities as they battle drugs, alcohol, and each other while in rehab.



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Set in a famous LA rehab center founded by a world-renown addiction therapist, it follows Whinny Amstelhouse, a global pop star with a four-foot-tall beehive hairdo-- and a host of addictions as high as her hair-- as she battles the addictions and faces down a troubled history of parental abuse-- through song and dance. As do her six fellow patients: Britney Speared, Paris Tilton, Hitme Houston, Robert Downhill, Jr., Smell Gibson, and Nicked Nolte.

Some find a way out of their own personal hell, some don't as they transverse a surreal world of giant hypodermic needles and cocktail glasses, mountains of coke, and enough cigarettes and pot to make you think you're watching some kind of smoke-filled film noir nightmare-- but in color with lots of singing, some occasional dancing, and an always in-your-face anti-addiction message.

Comes with a slew of songs, some of which you can hear at

A Felliniesque look at the lives of seven celebrities as they battle drugs, alcohol, and each other while in rehab. "Down" is the Amy Winehouse inspired character's plea for help to God and her fans.
Submitted: May 20, 2020
Last Updated: October 5, 2020

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The Writer: D.C. Copeland

Hello, thanks for taking a look at who I am. Hopefully you aren't here because you were “misdirected,” that you want to find out more about just who this D.C. Copeland is after reading one of my loglines. I'm an artist, a muralist, and a writer whose canvases and stories are for the most part writ large across time and space. While in college at the University of Miami , I co-founded Ecology Action of Florida . That sense of saving the environment can be found in many of my works. While creating works of art and fiction, I supported myself and my family as the Warner Bros Pictures Florida Field Rep for Publicity and Promotion for nearly 20-years. During that time I got to know many... Go to bio

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