Bennett: the Binman Part II

KHAL, the C.I.A’s last captive grey alien with extreme psychic abilities, is interrogated at a
secret base codenamed Amusement Park under the imposing watch of ROBIN WANKOFF-DICKS
a buxom African American agent as cock-stiffening as she is aggressive and dutiful.

Twice disaster strikes. Khal’s interrogation causes him to convulse, and bleed internally. In
revenge he kills his interrogators by exploding their brains. Dicks quickly brings Khal under
manners at the barrel of a gun but not before he gives up psychic control of the phagocytes -
the voracious, blob-like creatures which munch their captors, and escape their confinement.

GORDON BENNETT wakes up from another nightmare about his near-death experience in
the zombie-infested Malade Muerte, but he’s a better man. Recovering steadily from his 80s
action-film fanaticism, he now lives at home with happy wife Karen and teenage son Rodney.

The past catches up to Gordon when total bastard AGENT JOBSWORTH of M.I.5, informs
Karen that Gordon crushed a vagrant to death in the back of his bin lorry six months prior.
The worried wife confronts her husband who admits to the tramp’s killing but also to saving
the world from a zombie apocalypse. Karen believes he’s reverted to his old fanatical ways.

Karen gives the world-saving garbage god an ultimatum to clear his name with M.I.5 over the
butchered vagabond or lose his family forever. Half-heartedly, Gordon calls Jobsworth who’s
spying on him. At HQ, the pitiless agent reveals the real reason for making contact - zombies.

Back at the Amusement Park, Dicks boldly leads a squad to exterminate the phagocytes but
barely escapes the ravenous blobs that devour her men. Gordon arrives on an extraordinary
rendition flight at AREA SIXTY-NINE under the genial DWIGHT F. MACINTYRE SR’s
command who loathes the C.I.A and very special AGENT SKIDERIK, a patriotic narcissist.

Under the sympathetic watch of general Dwight, Skiderik interrogates Gordon revealing the
source of his former action-film obsession and his culpable roles in the zombie holocaust of
Malade Muerte. To cover it up, Skiderik orders him to the Amusement Park until termination.

In a cell, unaware of his approaching annihilation, he meets the vengeful family man CAZZO
SALVATORE, the army helicopter pilot who rescued NO NOB CHENLOM against orders.
In a shared vivid dream, Khal, impersonating Nob, reveals how his species will wipe out the
world by dumping toxic trash from across the universe all over it if he doesn’t return home.

Unbeknownst to Gordon or Cazzo, Dwight had a similar vision, and breaks them free. After
an arse-over-tit attempt to save Kahl, in which Dicks was gulped down by a huge phagocyte,
Gordon and Cazzo launch plan B in an Apache gunship as Dwight preps Kahl’s spacecraft.

Gordon liberates Khal who appears as Nob and warns of the alien armada headed to Earth to
dump their lethal loads. Gordon gets to the spacecraft’s hangar in a garbage truck under the
covering fire of Cazzo who sacrifices his life. In the hangar, Skiderik lurks having beaten
Dwight almost to death. Khal takes over Gordon’s mind to make him an eighties action-hero.

In a brutal brawl, Skiderik’s brain is spattered across the hangar. Just in time, Khal signals the
fleet. The world is safe. Dwight contacts the U.S. president who pardons Gordon and Cazzo.
Khal returns Gordon back to his family, who were told he was dead, and re-joins his people.