Right Place Right Time

"Right Place Right Time" is an absurdist stoner comedy about parallel timelines, LaPlace's Demon, Vikings, living up to the impossible ideals we set for ourselves, and masturbating to Telemundo.

I'm gonna be honest, this is a weird one.

Our story follows Bert, a loser who works at a convince store. Everything changes one night when a badass agent named Al follows an Esperanto-speaking worshipper of Chaos into Bert's store, kicks the Chaos guy's ass, does some sweet fuckin' karate, and then informs Bert a time rift has opened in the women's bathroom.

Al's partner shows up late, and Bert witnesses him betray and kill Al before leaving. Bert grabs Al's time travel device and finds himself smack-dab in the middle of the Dimensional Defense Department, where everyone seems to recognize him. Thrust into this new position, Bert is given Al's job of stopping the forces of Chaos before they can collapse the time-waveform and blink uncountable septillions of lives out of existence.

Can Bert overcome his own gross incompetence and save the multiverse? Why is he missing an eye? How did the forces of Chaos infiltrate the Dimensional Defense Department? Are you gonna finish that last taco or can I have it?

All these questions and more will be answered in "Right Place Right Time!"