Neanderthals Didn't Go To Mars by Steve Garry | Script Revolution

Neanderthals Didn't Go To Mars

A shy man invents time travel and hopes it will impress a co-worker he loves, but then agents from the future arrive with really good news and really bad news about the invention.

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Welcome to the story of the origin and fate of Mankind!

Ever wonder why our cars run on noxious gas instead of clean electricity? Or who or what Bigfoot really is? What about those Elvis sightings? And especially: Why did we descend from Homo Sapiens instead of Neanderthals?

Well, those might be too many to go over in this little story, but it could be because of a bunch of time travellers who come and go to make sure that Humanity makes all the decisions it must, for better or worse, in order that we turn out exactly as we have.

And I haven't even gotten to the romance yet!

Actually, love is behind everything that goes right and wrong in this story, so if you'd like to view this brain-teasing, Pythonesque adventure, which may be enjoyed especially by fans of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", I look forward to sending it to you.

Producers: Please contact me for the full script/synopsis, or buy the Kindle version at
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00805XYN2

Note: Bronze Award Winner (L.A. Sci-Fi & Horror Festival 2022)

Submitted: January 31, 2017
Last Updated: July 28, 2022

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The Writer: Steve Garry

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