Nun The Wiser

SISTER THERESA (30) a novice Nun on the cusp of taking her final vows, and KIMBERLY (24), a wannabe actress but a real-life prostitute first meet when sharing an UBER pool to a New York hotel. Theresa’s headed there to surprise her father for his birthday. Unbeknownst to her, Kimberly was headed there to visit her father as well. Obviously for a far different reason. Despite the vast differences in their worlds, they hit it off during the short ride. Just as they arrive at the hotel, Kimberly receives a text from Sister Theresa’s father cancelling the appointment – an awkward tragedy avoided. They part company with an offer from Theresa to Kimberly – Come see me if you ever need help. That night, back at the high-class penthouse brothel where she works and lives, Kimberly enrages DETECTIVE SULLIVAN. He’s a mean-spirited SOB that stupidly thought Kimberly’s displays of affection during their sessions were genuine (of course they weren’t). Angered and humiliated by the rejection of his romantic advances, Sullivan insists that MADAM TESS, the operator of the brothel, fire Kimberly or else he’ll close the place down. A reluctant Madam Tess acquiesces, and Kimberly is given the boot. Meanwhile back at Theresa’s convent, the MOTHER SUPERIOR has just given Theresa the task of driving a recently donated RV to Los Angeles for use by a convent out there. Along with the need to transport the RV to where it’s needed. Mother Superior also wants Theresa to take the time to determine once and for all if she is ready to take her final vows. An angry Kimberly leaves the Penthouse. With nowhere else to go, Kimberly decides to take Theresa up on her offer and heads off to the convent. Kimberly arrives there just as Sister Theresa is about to embark on her cross-country trip to Los Angeles in the RV. Coincidentally, the Nun that was to accompany Theresa has just taken ill. Kimberly volunteers to go with her. With Mother Superior’s blessing - off they go. Just as Theresa and Kimberly cross the state line, Madam Tess realizes that Kimberly accidentally took her phone. And not just any phone. It contains the names of many prominent clients who would be embarrassed by any disclosure, including the Chief of Police of New York – Detective Sullivan’s boss. Sullivan is scolded by the Chief and sent on a mission to get that phone back or else. With Sullivan on their tail, Theresa and Kimberly travel cross-country stopping at RV Parks, a visit with Kimberly’s grandparents, a trip to Graceland as well as Vegas. They fight, laugh, argue and sometimes agree at their various landing spots. More importantly, they form a friendship as they help each other decide whether or not they chose the right profession.