Vacuum
Synopsis/Details:
An operation having left him with erectile disfunction, a BLOKE, 50s, paces his hallway, awaiting the arrival of a NURSE, 30s, lesbian, whose bringing him relief from his frustration. Eminently professional, she will not be doing any 'hands-on' application as she produces the penis pump selected to his fulfil his personal specifications. With Viagra, already taken, the device will get him 'rearing to go' again. But what response to the result will come from the wife upon her return?
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The Writer: Barry Staff
Born and raised in the UK, Barry has had an oddball career - periods of education (to a postgraduate Diploma in Film Studies) intercut with a series of ‘McJobs’ (roof-rack assembler, computer helpdesk, beer bottler, reject furniture salesman, draughtsman, goods-inward operative, a bouncer - briefly. . .), all the while writing on the side. Placed as a finalist and winner in a number of competitions, now he has a portfolio of feature scripts, spinoffs and associated shorts - four of the latter having been filmed. He's SO FAR had a purchase offer on one feature script, an option on another and a shopping agreement on a third. Go to bio
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