Vacuum

Wanting sex again after an op leaves erectile dysfunction, a husband needs a nurse coming to his aid.

Type:

Short

Status:

Available for Free

Page Count:

8pp

Genre:

Comedy

Budget:

Shoestring

Age Rating:

17+

Based On:

Anecdotal evidence

Copyright Details:

WGA

Synopsis/Details

An operation having left him with erectile disfunction, a BLOKE, 50s, paces his hallway, awaiting the arrival of a NURSE, 30s, lesbian, whose bringing him relief from his frustration. Eminently professional, she will not be doing any 'hands-on' application as she produces the penis pump selected to his fulfil his personal specifications. With Viagra, already taken, the device will get him 'rearing to go' again. But what response to the result will come from the wife upon her return?

Story & Logistics

Story Type:

Hero's Journey

Story Situation:

Ambition

Story Conclusion:

Bitter-sweet

Linear Structure:

Linear

Cast Size:

Few

Locations:

Couple

Characters

Lead Role Ages:

Male Middle Aged

Hero Type:

Unfortunate

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Submitted: 2023-Mar-20

Last Updated: 2024-Jan-18

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The Writer: Barry Staff

In parallel with an oddball 'career' in McJobs (roof-rack assembler, computer helpdesk, beer bottler, reject furniture salesman, draughtsman, goods-inward operative, a bouncer - briefly. . .) Barry has written a portfolio of feature screenplays, associated shorts, and spinoffs. With multiple laurels for the screenplays and four of the shorts filmed, helmed by himself, he's, SO FAR, had a purchase offer on one feature script, an option on another and a shopping agreement on a third, and a long-form series shortlisted by Channel 4 Latest news: Winner - Kingston International Film Festival (Script to Screen Award): 'Mashup' Winner - Paperscreenplay Contest (Best Concept): 'Soundbite' Winner -… Go to bio

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Vacuum

Synopsis/Details

The Writer: Barry Staff

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