Recently departed Mitchell arrives at the pearly gates, where he is greeted by St. Peter's wife Abagail. After a quick recap of his short life, in he goes, to meet God. Well, says Abagail when he returns, what was it like? Amazing, intense, wonderful. But, Mitchell confesses, I'm surprised. I never thought I'd be here. I thought, you know, I was going to hell. And what do you think hell is like, asks Abagail. Fire and brimstone. Eternal flames. No, hell is not like that at all Mitchell. It is.....