Knee Deep In It by Shaun Needham | Script Revolution

Knee Deep In It

A self isolating man refuses to listen to his despairing wife's pleas and finds himself stuck on the toilet with no loo roll.

Type:

  • Short

Status:

  • For sale
Page Count: 
6pp

Genre:

  • Comedy

Budget:

  • Shoestring

Age Rating:

  • Everyone
Synopsis/Details: 

A comedic look at what can happen when people choose not to listen, this script is designed to reflect the current situation with CoVid19 and people not listening to government advice.

In self isolation, STEVE wakes up and is desperate for the toilet. His wife, SOPHIE, video calls him from another room and tells him she has something urgent she needs to tell him about the previous night. Steve rushes to the toilet as he ignores her and won't let her get a word in edgeways, more preoccupied with his own situation.

When he finally does decide to listen, it is too late. Sophie makes her confession: she used the last of the bog roll last night.

Submitted: March 25, 2020
Last Updated: March 25, 2020

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The Writer: Shaun Needham
Full-time, disgruntled secondary school teacher; optioned screenwriter and semi-professional singer. My parents actively encouraged me to take part in as many different things as possible and take my opportunities. Without their influence, I would not have the creative passions and intuition that I have today. I have always loved stories but, for one reason or another, when it came to university choices I made the (with hindsight, incorrect) decision to pursue a career as a PE teacher and have now spent twelve years working in an inner-city school in Sheffield. Don't get me wrong, I love being able to help kids pursue their dreams and ambitions but, after about six years of it, I had an... Go to bio

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