BEEZELBUBBA

Eddie Joe “EJ” Rollins: A shade tree mechanic, the ever-present baseball cap hides his bald spot, if he’s awake he’s got a cig in his mouth and a cold beer in his hand. He actually graduated from high school and went a semester at state college, so naturally he’s the de facto ‘leader’ of the Trailerhood Watch. Dale Earnhardt “D3” Swearengin: The mullet, the goatee and the endless collection of Kenny Rogers t-shirts can’t hide that he’s the ‘odd-man-out’ in the area: his father brought a Vietnamese bride back home to the trailer park after the War. Even though everyone is disappointed that he doesn’t know karate OR Kung Fu, he’s got that good job driving a delivery truck, so he’s got the extra cash for beer and smokes. Raymond “Stubby” Stubbs: How does he look so much like a crackhead when everybody knows he can’t afford crack? Thank goodness he got that settlement after getting backed over by D3’s delivery truck (even though he constantly has to wear the stained back brace) or he’d have had to move out of the trailer park and into public housing! Herald Crowe: Cult leader and servant of the dark lord Be’ezelbub. He moved south from Miane with his two wives and he plans on literally raising hell!