METHLODON

If you liked Cocaine Bear, get ready to fall in love with the insanity that is 'METHLODON'! After a gigantic megalodon consumes a drug trafficker’s load of meth, the unsuspecting 4th of July crowd on San Perdido Island discover that today is the first day of Shark Tweak! Deputy Cody Quinn of the Shore County Sheriff's Department is prepared for a Fourth of July holiday filled with herding rowdy drunks, sunburnt dad bods and bandaging the bumps and scrapes of amorous babes and desperate housewives. Little does he know that he is about to be thrust into the bloody destruction of a drug-crazed megalodon! With the help of Beach Patrol lifeguards 'Red' Waters and 'Sandy' Shore, and the living embodiment of walking bong resin beach Entrepreneur Narley Nate, Deputy Quinn must figure out a way to save the Independence Day crowd from themselves AND a meth-monster shark hungry for blood... AND MORE METH! Toss into the mix a camera-hungry, self-promoting wannabe politician with his mind firmly set on holding the biggest holiday fireworks extravaganza San Perdido Island has ever seen, and you've got a recipe for comedy laced gore, action and insane adventure! METHLODON is the perfect film to celebrate the USA consumer's fascination with hungry sharks, drug-fueled insanity, explosions, bikini-clad females and 'MURICA!