Weast Wise by Elizabeth Blandford | Script Revolution

Weast Wise

East and West embrace and everyone's Weast Wise.



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All's fair in love they say. They also say a fair exchange ain't no robbery and an even swap ain't no swindle.

Tania ditches her Spanish husband Marcos for Yanis a Greek.

Lilian marries Marcos.

Marcos is a workaholic who likes a drink now and again.

Lilian feels ignored so legs it to Marrakech.

There she falls in love with a handsome, romantic Moroccan, Amir.

Nine months later Lilian gives birth to Liam.

Lilian tells her mother, Bitsy, that Amir might be Liam's father.

Bitsy says have I got news for you. Amir is engaged to a Sudanese colleague, Zeinab.

Tania gives birth to Nico.

Tania tells Yanis that Marcos is Nico's father.

Yanis slaps Tania. Marcos thumps Yanis.

Lilian tells Tania that she and Nico belong with Marcos.

Lilian leaves, taking Liam with her.

Nico grows up looking like Yanis.

Liam grows up looking like Marcos.

Lilian becomes a successful interior decorator. She becomes friends with Yanis but chooses to remain independent. She's also a frequent guest on Amir's television talk show, Weast Wise.

Submitted: March 16, 2023
Last Updated: March 18, 2023

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The Writer: Elizabeth Blandford

Although I now live in the United States, I've set "Peggy", a tv pilot in the United Kingdom, the country where I was born and grew up. I'm part Welsh, part Ukrainian. My daughter's father is a Syrian living in Israel. Her husband is from Cairo. My son's in-laws are from Gujarat. My brothers' first wife was from Mauritius. Their daughter's first husband was Greek. My husband's maternal grandparents were from Sweden. His paternal grandfather was English, his paternal grandmother was French Canadian. What a glorious melting pot! Go to bio

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