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The Witter Merchants

Shakespeare and Rowley must plead their case before the King. If they fail, they will hang. "Our accusers bear false wittering against us. But we are the Witter Merchants. We can and must outwitter them."

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Under cover of darkness, on a cold December night in 1598, wannabe actor, 14 yr old, horse-wrangler, Wm. Rowley helps Shakespeare and the actors of The Lord Chamberlain’s Men demolish The Theatre and save the beams to be used to build The Globe, a new theatre on the south bank of the Thames.

Rowley apprentices to his idol, Clown actor, Wm Kempe. Captivated by Shakespeare’s beautiful words, he longs to be a playwright himself.

When plague shuts down The Globe, and all theatres, in 1603 the actors disperse. Shakespeare heads home to Stratford. Rowley, who has one play written, rides with Shakespeare as his bodyguard.

They stop a night in Oxford. Rowley intercepts a thief and is wounded. Tended by beautiful, Jane Davenant, he is inspired to compose a sonnet to her.

In Stratford, Rowley rescues fallen woman Elizabeth Wheeler from an unruly mob. He is arrested until Shakespeare persuades the Bailiff to let him off with a caution.

Shakespeare’s house and stable are searched. Rowley’s play is seized as being lewd, seditious and full of black magic. Rowley is arrested, accused of being a Jesuit priest harbored by Shakespeare.

Shakespeare and Judith, who deems Rowley her honorary brother, disguise themselves in order to rescue Rowley.

Fearing retribution, Shakespeare decides that they must appeal to the King.

King James is holding a Gala in honor of his brother-in-law, King Christian of Denmark, held at Theobald House, home of Robert Cecil. At Cecil’s expense!

Shakespeare and Rowley rejoin The King’s Men and attend the audience/trial held before King James. They are acquitted. The King requests they put on a performance of Rowley’s play that very evening. It is a big success.

Rowley implores Shakespeare to sign his name next to his own. Then the title page of his play reads,
“The Birth of Merlin” or “The Childe hathe Found His Father” by Wm. Shakespeare & Wm. Rowley.

All Accolades & Coverage: 

Official Selection of Los Angeles Television, Script and Film Festival 2021

Official Selection of I See You Awards, Script and Film Festival 2021

Award Winner I See You Awards, Script and Film Festival 2021

An Official Selection of The Las Vegas International Film and Screenwriting Festival 2021

Finalist of The Las Vegas International Film and Screenwriting Festival 2021

Semi Finalist Scriptwriters and Co International Festival 2022

Award Winner Wisdom Tree International Film Festival 2022

Submitted: December 13, 2020
Last Updated: January 10, 2025

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The Writer: Elizabeth Blandford

Some of my favorite movies that I watch again and again are, Michael; Bernie; The Poker King; The Birdcage; Gosford Park; The Firm; Rainman; Get Shorty; Death at a Funeral; Radio Days; The Blues Brothers; Driving Miss Daisy; What About Bob; The Burbs; Lars and the Real Girl; Mike Leigh's Secrets and Lies; Another Year; Sideways; Crazy Stupid Love. And any movies that blow the lid off Hollywood, such as, What Just Happened; Delirious; The Deal (co-writteand starring W H Macy. TV shows I especially enjoy are, The Detectorists; Prime Suspect; (Helen Mirren) Unforgotten; Last Tango in Halifax; W1A; The Chair; Downton Abbey; The Crown; Mad Men; Frasier; Seinfeld; Fawlty Towers; Monty Python; Big... Go to bio

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